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Owl Crystals
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Aug 28, 2020 18:01
A woman with a morbid phobia of fruits and vegetables.
Srsly. Freedom fries were one of the things she'd still eat, though. Presumably no one had explained to her where those come from.
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Thieves break into the Ninja Museum, steal stuff, and are gone before anyone notices.
Yeah...
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Early British law required every ploughman to make his own
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weird
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cheap shots
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